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[07 Dec 2009|12:49am] |
Long time no update! hmm lots to report.
Firstly my bestie is back from NYC!!! yayyyyyy I can't wait to see him tomorrow I'v missed him so much.
Secondly I have a baaaad hang over from Kasia's party last night. drinking TOO MUCH vodka and singing karaoke don't mix well haha or maybe they do? but the next day my head is pouuuunding like a quarter pounderrrr lulz wah :(.
So my first ever ex boyfriend from when I was 14 was at the party last night and he is ABIT of a creep. he kept hitting on me ALL night after I shot him down numerous times and he was saying all this junk like that he still has letters he wrote to me and all this other creepy garbage.
The more beers he had the creepier it got, he was saying things like emma all I have ever wanted was you and asking me how many boyfriends/people Iv had sex with since I dated him him etc it was pretttttttttttty awkward haha I WAS 14 when we dated and we never had sex ofcourse so maybe that's what it was all about? maybe he wanted to fufill some weird highschool fantasy or something ahh whatever the reason it was extreeeeamly awkward!
When I passed out on the couch in the spareroom (BY MYSELF I might add) I woke up to get a glass of water and he was standing there like a metre away from me WATCHING ME SLEEP! WTF. not cool at all.
So I pretty much just said look dude your creeping me out, I dont wan't to be a total bitch or anything but can you please just let me sleep and not watch me while I do it lulz? so he left the room and I LOCKED zee door after he was gone ahhh so weird it would almost have been flattering if he wasen't such a psycho hose beast!.
On a plus side the birthday cake we ate was amazing and Adams little son is the coolest little kid I have ever met! he loves transformers and I was playing with his bumble bee transformer for ages haha how unusual that I always end up hanging out with the little kids at partys haha.
On the 'life front' I'v been looking into special effects make up courses I might enroll in next year so hopefully that will pan out somehow. they are pretty expensive but I think that I'd really love to do it and if that means being poor for another year well so be it I guess it won't take much ajusting as I'm already paw paw.
Work is crap as usual but it pays the bills and keeps me afloat so it isnt too bad atleast the shifts are short (Y).
I have been thinking about trying to quit smokeing for the last couple of weeks the more I think about it the more I want to do it I guess I need to get to a place mentally where I just snap and say no more. I think I'm almost there...fingers crossed!
Lately I'v been addicted to www.Imboycrazy.com 's blog she is hilarious and I can really relate to alot of the shit she talks about it's good value!
Hmm what else....
On the boy front I definitely have a huge crush on a boy who I'v hung out with afair abit in the last little while but he doesnt seem to keen on a relationship which kinda sucks. but ahh what can you do? he is great and funny and super smart and awesome but I suppose the fact that were 'friends' is good enough right? eh.
I think that 2010 will be a good year! it has to be better than 2009 that's for sure.
Iv felt alot more positive lately and been trying to keep myself as busy as possible. there are about a million books I want to read and a million movies I want to see, the list never seems to end! I also need to get some new tv seris on dvd to watch after work. can anyone recommend anything good?
hmm well it's 12:30 on sunday night and prob past my bedtimes so I guess it's time to turn the hay. I hope that anyone who still use's this is happy and well and etc etc .
ok bye bye :) xx.
ps yep my spelling STILL sucks hehe.
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| It's been awhile. |
[23 Aug 2009|03:41am] |
You can ignore this rant if you want too its mostly just me overthinking things haha such as....
Perception.
I find perception to be a very interesting thing.
I wrote a twitter post earlier saying that The Chipettes were by far my biggest musical influence as a child and also posted a video of my fave ever song that that did called the girls of rock and roll.
A dude I barely know replied to my post saying’ whoa that doesn’t really 'mesh' with the whole image you portray of yourself’.
That got me thinking? What Imagine do I portray of myself?
Too be honest I had never really put that much conscious thought or effort into trying to portray myself as a specific type of person, I just am who I am.
So I replied with 'oh really? And just what image do I exactly portray of myself ha-ha?
I’ll be really interested to see what he replies with just for curiosity's sake.
I’m not really sure whether he meant how I physically portray myself in photos or by the brief summary listing of what I am into that’s on my profile? If it’s the latter well that is only really a minuscule representation of who I am and what I’m about.
It made me think about the internet and how people who ‘know’ you via the internet probably don’t really know what you’re about at all other than by what information you supply them with via social networking profiles and blogs. But even that alone can’t possibly cover all base’s of someone’s personality unless the person has a very limited personality.
I don’t even really know what I am really about and I don’t try actively try to fit into any stereotype, I just like what I like and if the things that I like deem me to other people as 'this or that type of person then I guess that’s just the way it is people will see you however they want to see you.
I do find it genuinely interesting though.
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| Hey |
[29 Apr 2009|06:17pm] |
Dear self esteem,
I miss you. were are you?
Love emma.
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| Fave demi god <3 |
[17 Apr 2009|01:15am] |
As famous as Andre was in this country, he was even bigger in Japan. He spent a few months out of every year over there, where he was treated like a living god and pocketed five-figure payoffs for a single night’s work. That being said, Andre didn’t really like Japan. Everything was too small. Hotel beds were like bassinets and it was all but impossible for him to shower or go to the bathroom in their Lilliputian facilities. He was known to rip the door off his hotel bathroom and make use of the toilet by sitting sideways with his legs sticking out into the main room.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Haha fuck! |
[15 Feb 2009|05:07am] |
A nuisance neighbour who taunted an elderly couple by whistling the theme from the Addams Family whenever he saw them has been jailed.
Leopold Wrobel harassed the pensioners for more than four years, making them feel like prisoners in their home.
His victims, Michael and Kathleen Sharpe, said Wrobel had 'nearly succeeded' in destroying their lives.
Michael and Kathleen Sharpe were harrassed by their neighbour for four years
Wrobel, 51, had been handed an anti-social behaviour order last December for harassing the couple.
But a court heard his nuisance behaviour, which had already lasted for four years, continued on the day the order was imposed.
The court was shown CCTV footage from cameras on the Sharpes' property, which picked up Wrobel's repeated whistling when they arrived at or left the house.
Michael Treharne, prosecuting, said each incident taken in isolation would probably seem silly or almost pathetic.
But he added: 'If something happens on an ongoing basis and goes on and on and on, eventually it reaches the stage of being absolutely intolerable.'
Mr Sharpe, from Wingerworth in Derbyshire, told the court Wrobel's behaviour had made his wife ill and she had started losing her hair.
'It's been devastating and it's done what he wanted to do, to try to destroy our lives,' the 68-year-old said. 'He very nearly succeeded.'
His wife told magistrates they could not leave the house without Wrobel being there.
The 66-year-old added: 'He frightens me, I've not been able to live a normal life. I was a prisoner in my own home.'
Wrobel denied breaching the Asbo and two further counts of harassment, including watching the couple and their family and whistling the theme from the 1960s horror comedy. But he was found guilty by magistrates and sentenced to 20 weeks in prison .
Julia Bosworth, defending, told Chesterfield Magistrates' Court her client disputed he was the perpetrator of all the whistling, and said his whistles were directed at his dog, not the Sharpe family.
Wrobel told the court: 'I couldn't care less what they do, it's of no interest to me at all.'
But John Warren, chairman of the magistrates' bench, said Wrobel's version of events was not credible.
Passing sentence, he said: 'You pursued a course of conduct that caused great distress to the Sharpe family and have shown no recognition of the impact on that family.'
Speaking after Wrobel was sentenced, Mrs Sharpe said: 'I'm so relieved, it's been an absolute nightmare. It's affected our health
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| Don't mess with a hungry man |
[11 Dec 2008|09:37pm] |
VERO BEACH, Fla. (AP) - A Vero Beach man faces a domestic violence charge after authorities said he assaulted his girlfriend with a cheeseburger. An Indian River County Sheriff's Office arrest report said a 22-year-old man and his girlfriend got into an argument as they sat in a car in front of their home.
The report said the man would not let the woman out of the vehicle, so she threw his drink out of the car. In response, the man allegedly grabbed her arm and smashed the cheeseburger into her face. The pair got out of the car, and authorities say the man again took the McDonald's sandwich and put it on her face.
The man was released on $1,000 bond Wednesday.
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| Get your paper here, get your paper here |
[09 Dec 2008|02:13am] |
Since I havent had much intresting news to report lately, I figured I'd use this space to post some of the various weird news articals I come across, so that I can read back on them later.
SO BEAR WITH ME....
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BEIJING (AP) - A college student in southern China was bitten by a panda after he broke into the bear's enclosure hoping to get a hug, state media and a park employee said Saturday.
The student was visiting Qixing Park with classmates on Friday when he jumped the 6.5-foot (2-meter) -high fence around the panda's habitat, said the park employee, who refused to give his name.
The park in Guilin, a popular tourist town in the Guangxi Zhuang Autonomous Region, houses a small zoo and a panda exhibit. It was virtually deserted when the student scaled the fence surrounding the panda, named Yang Yang, the employee said.
He said the student was bitten in the arms and legs. Two foreign visitors who saw the attack ran to get help from workers at a nearby refreshment stand, who notified park officials, the employee said.
The student was pale as he was taken away by medics but appeared clear-headed, he said.
"Yang Yang was so cute and I just wanted to cuddle him. I didn't expect he would attack," the 20-year-old student, surnamed Liu, said in a local hospital, according to the official Xinhua News Agency.
Liu underwent surgery Friday evening and was out of danger, but will remain in the hospital for several days, Xinhua said.
Yang Yang, who was flown to Guilin last year from Sichuan province, was behaving normally on Saturday and did not seem to suffer any negative psychological effects, the park employee said.
He said it was not clear whether the facility would add more signs around the enclosure or put more fences up.
"We cannot make it like a prison. We already have signs up warning people not to climb in," he said. "There are no fences along roads but people know not to cross if there are cars. This is basic knowledge."
Pandas, which generally have a public image as cute, gentle creatures, are nonetheless wild animals that can be violent when provoked or startled.
Last year, a panda at the Beijing Zoo attacked a teenager, ripping chunks out of his legs, when he jumped a barrier while the bear was being fed.
The same panda was in the news in 2006 when he bit a drunk tourist who broke into his enclosure and tried to hug him while he was asleep.The tourist retaliated by biting the bear in the back.
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[08 Dec 2008|11:23am] |
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Future-bake cookies are fuckin awesome!
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| Spaghetti and meat BALLS. |
[20 Nov 2008|10:35pm] |
A MAN caught by police with his penis submerged in a pasta sauce jar was still pleasuring himself while resisting arrest, a court has been told.
Police drew their weapons after Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, led them on a brief, slow-speed car chase.
Weatherley attracted police attention while he was parked in a no-stopping zone near Nobby's Beach, Newcastle, on October 26, Newcastle Local Court was told yesterday. .
Police thought he might have a weapon because they saw him doing something with his hands in his lap, the local newspaper Newcastle Herald reported..
Instead, they found him partially clothed with his genitals in a jar, a police statement said.
That's when the pursuit began, the court was told.
When Weatherley was stopped, he refused to leave his car and four officers used batons and capsicum spray to get him out.
They found a 750mm jar around his penis and said Weatherley attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling".
A search of his car uncovered pornography, a homemade sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.
Weatherley pleaded guilty to offensive behaviour, resisting police and disobeying a police direction.
He was convicted and fined $600.
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[12 Nov 2008|12:02am] |
I have pms at the moment so that MAY or May not have something to do with my previous entry haha.
Dammned hormones!
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[11 Nov 2008|11:35pm] |
I dont have the energy to be cryptic its too hot and my air conditioner is broken, so consider this heat as a kind of truth serum.
I feel really 'blah' at the moment, I need something to lift me up and inspire me.
My mind reminds me alot of a broken record at the moment, I seem to think about the same things alot lately The same goals I have and the same things I want to happin but everything just seems to take forever to pan out.
Waiting for things is a bummer, there are so meany things I want but each of the things seem to take alot of time.
Dont get me wrong Im not depressed or anything I actually feel okay, just a little discontent.
I think my problem is that I pin all my hopes on certain things sometimes and when they dont come to fruition I get abit sad and jaded.
Silly billy I am.
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| WOAH HOW LUCKY AM I! |
[30 Oct 2008|03:55pm] |
APPARENTLY I HAVE WON $850,000.00 (according to an 'accurate' email)
Well I guess I had better contact the dude from nigeria and give him all my banking details right away ha!
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| I'll key your face |
[29 Oct 2008|11:13pm] |
OK so every night after work at about 9-10pm I catch the tram home from the city, The walk from the tram stop to my house is only about 10 mins but my street is one of the longest and darkest streets in Maribrynong.
Having taken this route a number of times in the last little while, Tonight I got to thinking about safety because theres alot of dodgy dudes around where I live.
The solution I came up with is kind of stupid/smart/crazy and efficient rolled into one, ok so you know how people key cars?
Well I carry my house keys on a lanyard and I always find myself fiddling with them on the tram ride home so tonight in the midst of playing with them I kinda balled them up and formed a fist around them with 2 of the key ends pocking between my index and middle fingers...and after some 'play punching' of my free hand I figured that would actually make a pretty good weapon.
SO....now when I walk home thats how I carry my keys....in a fully formed and ready to rumble fist!
BUT...it got me thinking now that I feel a bit safer Im almost feeling a little bit cocky about it and as Im walking I find myself feeling like really tough and think woah I hope someone who doesnt have a weapon trys to jump me 'I'll key there fucking face'
Unfortunately its usually a pretty peaceful walk and theres only the odd dodgy dude hanging outside his house or something....
SO I have decided it would be kinda cool to have some kind of stalker or maybe even an arch rival.
we could arrange it in the same way sexoholics arrange 'fantasy rapes' only I think I'd like for the person to follow me like half way down my street and maybe if they could let out a little evil laugh every now and then or wink at me in a totally creepy way that would be cool.
fuck Im strange hahaha.
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| HOT DAMN! |
[25 Oct 2008|09:50pm] |
Its as hot as a whores cunt at the moment....I wish I could just call up god and ask him for cooler weather.
Actually how cool would it be if you could call up and just ask for anything? like hey god can I please have a pizza? ohhh with extra cheese? yeah rad, thanks god.
Ahhh being stuck at home when its hot sucks! I dont get paid till friday so its going to be a fairly shit weekend....lots of boring chores to do and washing to be done.....SUPER EXCITEING!
I just finished reading heavier then heaven, Great book if your a nirvana fan....or even if your not a fan still an intresting read. I often wonder if Kurt had not died what kinda music they would be making now if the band was still going....There old stuff still sounds timeless.
Being an adult and living on your own sucks. you pretty much have to do EVERYTHING hahaha I' in such a complaining mood cause of the heat....
Yeah what an exciteing entry. woop.
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| I got beat down by a turtle today! |
[23 Oct 2008|10:00pm] |
SO....... I got a job back at my ollld work Wallis consulting group haha~, Its so much better then it was when I worked there in 05' though, I kinda thought I'd feel like a cop out for going back but its changed heaps and is so good now!
Quite afew of the same people still working there which is rad and also one of my ex's works there now too haha which is cool its good that I'm not working in some job where I know NOONE so yes good shizz. Its a shame that afew of the old people arent still there but hey theres still some good peeps so its all sweet!
hmm what else is news? oh yeah Terry the fucking turtle beat me up today! My mum took him out of his pond for a walk on the grass and he attacked my foot *RAN AT IT AND HEAD BUTTED AND SCRATCHED ME!!!!
(turtles have UUUGE CLAW things on there weird flipper feet) and he is a DAMN BIG TURTLE ahh I should have taken some pics of him today, he can run really fast for a turtle too, like if you walk up to him he runs away its fucking hilarious! ahh entertainment plus +.
Missin' a perticular boy but shall see him soon enough!
Its all good in the hood!
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| Cross my heart and hope to die |
[16 Oct 2008|02:10pm] |
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Remember when korn were good? I used to LOVE there first album, I was soooooooo fucking angry when I was a teenager I remmeber singing along to heaps of shit nu metal songs from like korn and 36 crazy fists and shit and thinking these are the best lyrics ever because Im just so darn angry haha.
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| Terry the turtle |
[07 Oct 2008|02:24pm] |
My mum has this new pet turtle called Terry because a teacher at her school gave him to her as a gift for our pond down at phillip island, he is fucking rad his like the size of a dinner plate!
What a cool mother fucker that terry.
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| Hey Hamilton have a holly jolly christmas. |
[06 Oct 2008|06:55am] |
I just finished watching American psycho, first time Id watched it in years. still a killer movie and Patrick batemen is still pretty sexy.
Weekend was fairly low key, I went over to Megs new place as it turns out her new place is only like a 10 min walk from my place, played some bored-games and some cards then we watched the labrynth, was a pretty good time.
Came home and crashed out only to wake up to elvis suffercateing my face!! argh! he is so cheeky for some reason he loves sleeping as close to my head/face as possible. it was kinda cute when he was tiny but now that he is getting bigger theres not enough room for both of us so back the fuck up buddy ha ha.
Saving money is a pain in the ass. I havent been going out much which is fine by me cause I'm pretty much a home body anyways but I do really wanna go to some shows soon cause I havent in ages, theres a few bands I wanna go see so hit me up if anyones keen to catch up soon.
Well thats about it Im off to catch up with my mumma for breakfast at our fave cafe mmmm bacon and eggs :D.
Seeya.
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| Oh look a clue, a candy bar wrapper. |
[02 Oct 2008|11:42pm] |
Im addicted to DOUBLE D'S.
Not the boob kind , The candy kind.
Sweet, sugarless bundles of butterscotch joy wrapped in a pretty little plastic package.
The name is just a bonous.
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